Why don’t ants die when you microwave them
We must have cared if Jimmy cracked corn if we made a song about it
I’m going to be rich in Vietnamese Dongs
Man we have not had a good political assassination in a while
Haven’t played on my Xbox for a while
Just found out I can make my Avatar twerk for $3.99
Things have changed
I almost took my shirt off in class because I dreamt that I was showering
I really enjoy sitting on the floor
macaroni and cheese doesn’t taste the same way it did when I was a kid
