I’M ON VACATION AND THERE’S A PRIDE PARADE I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN
Ladies and gentlemen hospital gowns and bracelets have upgraded from my last visit
The bracelets have a plastic clip with holes instead of just sticking together. Making it very easy to remove.
I was talking through some shit with a friend and for some reason the sentence that came out of my mouth was “Don’t worry, I’ll swag through it.”
I’ll swag through it
As a kid I didn’t know what a pier was
So when I saw this giant road looking thing just ending in the ocean I thought it was just this place where people could go to kill themselves