Bh Talks

I’M ON VACATION AND THERE’S A PRIDE PARADE I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

Eating your eggs like “Fuck, that wasn’t salt.”

Ladies and gentlemen hospital gowns and bracelets have upgraded from my last visit
The bracelets have a plastic clip with holes instead of just sticking together. Making it very easy to remove.
Woo

Welp, off to surgery
See you fucks in a few days

edit: Nevermind, came back same day

I was talking through some shit with a friend and for some reason the sentence that came out of my mouth was “Don’t worry, I’ll swag through it.”

swag

I’ll swag through it

As a kid I didn’t know what a pier was

So when I saw this giant road looking thing just ending in the ocean I thought it was just this place where people could go to kill themselves

Man I like sleeping on road trips but I also like knowing what kills me

Man we have not had a good political assassination in a while

BASIC MATH, FUCK
During my daily trials