Bh Talks

I almost took my shirt off in class because I was dreaming that I was showering

I have a lot of fun sitting on the floor

French fries are smarter than me

I visited my friend and her baby cried at the sight of me

Excellent

"Nigga were you a cowboy in your past life? Cause you lookin stone fuckin cold staring shit down."

Thank you bus stop black man

macaroni and cheese doesn’t taste the same way it did when I was a kid

61,725 points on Buzz Lightyear’s Rooty Tooty Point And Shooty Ride

Try me fuckers

"MY EYES WERE OPEN BUT I COULDN’T SEE"
I said reaching the bottom of splash mountain

"What temperature are we at?"
Said Mike about the volume of the music

"GUYS I FOUND SNAILS GUYS HOLY SHIT LOOK THERE’S A FUCK TON OF THEM"

"OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THE SO MANY"

"CAN WE TAKE SOME"

"I AM AFRAID"

We’re from this desert wasteland part of California
So if we go on a road trip and see snails we will lose our shit