Bh Talks

We must have cared if Jimmy cracked corn if we made a fucking song about it

Just realized all the food I ate at the buffet was from the “Kids Zone”

I should have known since my meal there consisted entirely of chicken nuggets and french fries

I’m going to be rich in Vietnamese Dongs

I’m going to be rich in Vietnamese Dongs

aztecs are fucking awesome 

You never really take into consideration how extremely flammable the inside of your pockets are

I’M ON VACATION AND THERE’S A PRIDE PARADE I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

Eating your eggs like “Fuck, that wasn’t salt.”

Ladies and gentlemen hospital gowns and bracelets have upgraded from my last visit
The bracelets have a plastic clip with holes instead of just sticking together. Making it very easy to remove.
Woo